Our bio…or something

We are a bunch of music journalists and are therefore arrogant and highly opinionated and think that we are very funny and intelligent and that we alone know what is right and what is wrong about the music industry.  Much the same as the rest. (But just a little bit better…)

We will not hesitate to insult, berate, pan and generally say whatever we want about your work, however many hours, days or years it took you to come up with it.  We will lose no sleep in doing so either… Just in case you were worried.

We expect you to defend your work with intellect and dwarf our arguments, show us that we are wrong, mock our opinions and generally make us feel inferior!  If you fail to do this, we are right and the steaming heap of crap that you just wasted all your time on really did suck.

On the other hand (whichever happens to be your least favoured, I favour the right, so the other hand in this case would be my left, you can choose your least favoured hand…) if we happen to think that your work kicked ass and was very much worth the memory it has taken on our collective iTunes, have the common decency to be humble and not say a word about it, let others do that for you.

If you are a purveyor of the music we review and have a differing opinion, great, tell us, see if you can change our minds… Pure stubborn arrogance says it’s very freakin’ unlikely that we will, but hey, Gordon Brown got the PM Job, anything’s possible these days.

We would like to remind all readers to take most news articles published via this blog with a handful of table salt (cause if you don’t you’ll feel like its been thrown in your face) The music we review is whatever we feel like, please don’t pigeonhole us (even though you probably will).

It is simple: If you don’t like what we gotta say, join in, disagree publically or take a right down the road of get a life.

TheIronEagle/Mr Bogle/EyeLicker

RC